Golfing Autopsy

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  • knotaclu
    Newbie
    • Oct 2009
    • 4

    #1

    Golfing Autopsy

    Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

    A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy . "Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"

    "Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."

    "Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"

    "Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."
    ˙ʎɐq-ǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • shortyball
    Top Poster
    • Mar 2008
    • 130

    #2
    Golfer joke regarding the terminology.

    Me like though
    "Imagine i have a blaster ray in my hand"
    "But you do have a blaster ray in your hand"
    "Well you wont have to test your imagination to much then"

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