There was an older man who'd married a younger
woman. All was going well... except in the
bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy
her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it
was getting her down.
So he went to the doctor and asked for help. The
doctor said 'Well, there's one easy solution.
Before you have intercourse with your wife,
satisfy yourself first, that way you'll last
longer when you're with her.'
The next day the man gets a call from his wife
while he's at work. In a husky voice she tells
him 'I'm going to ravish you when you get home
tonight. We're going to have a mammoth sex
session.' The man can't concentrate on work for
the rest of the day and finally 5:30 comes round
and he's the first out of the office, eager to
get back to his wife.
While he's driving he remembers his doctor's
advice. So he pulls over onto a quiet road. But
he can't just sit there in his car having a ****,
so he decides he'll lie under the car and
pretend that he's fixing he car.
He crawls under the car, closes his eyes,
imagines his wife naked and starts ****ing.
After a while he feels something tugging at
jeans and this voice says 'Sir, this is the
Police, would you mind telling us what you're
doing?' Not wanting to lose this wonderful image
of his wife he kept his eyes closed and said to
the Policeman, 'I'm just fixing the axle of my
car'
To which the Policeman replied 'Well while
you're down there you'd better check the brakes
as well, because your car has crashed into a
tree half a mile down the road!'
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woman. All was going well... except in the
bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy
her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it
was getting her down.
So he went to the doctor and asked for help. The
doctor said 'Well, there's one easy solution.
Before you have intercourse with your wife,
satisfy yourself first, that way you'll last
longer when you're with her.'
The next day the man gets a call from his wife
while he's at work. In a husky voice she tells
him 'I'm going to ravish you when you get home
tonight. We're going to have a mammoth sex
session.' The man can't concentrate on work for
the rest of the day and finally 5:30 comes round
and he's the first out of the office, eager to
get back to his wife.
While he's driving he remembers his doctor's
advice. So he pulls over onto a quiet road. But
he can't just sit there in his car having a ****,
so he decides he'll lie under the car and
pretend that he's fixing he car.
He crawls under the car, closes his eyes,
imagines his wife naked and starts ****ing.
After a while he feels something tugging at
jeans and this voice says 'Sir, this is the
Police, would you mind telling us what you're
doing?' Not wanting to lose this wonderful image
of his wife he kept his eyes closed and said to
the Policeman, 'I'm just fixing the axle of my
car'
To which the Policeman replied 'Well while
you're down there you'd better check the brakes
as well, because your car has crashed into a
tree half a mile down the road!'
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