The single lady

[Timmaa]

A man was queueing at the '5 items or less' checkout. The lady in front of him turned around and glanced in his basket. He had a 4 pack of lager and an indian meal for 1. She smiled at him. He looked in her basket and saw a half bottle of Lambrini and a chinese meal for 1. He said, "You're single aren't you?". She gave a girly giggle and replied, "Yes, how did you know?". The man replied, "Cos you're an ugly c?nt".

[bvilleuk]

A man was queueing at the '5 items or less' checkout. The lady in front of him turned around and glanced in his basket. He had a 4 pack of lager and an indian meal for 1. She smiled at him. He looked in her basket and saw a half bottle of Lambrini and a chinese meal for 1. He said, "You're single aren't you?". She gave a girly giggle and replied, "Yes, how did you know?". The man replied, "Cos you're an ugly c?nt".

Was she wearing a Virgin Wool Sweater [wool from an ugly sheep.]

[Bulld0g]

A man was queueing at the '5 items or less' checkout. The lady in front of him turned around and glanced in his basket. He had a 4 pack of lager and an indian meal for 1. She smiled at him. He looked in her basket and saw a half bottle of Lambrini and a chinese meal for 1. He said, "You're single aren't you?". She gave a girly giggle and replied, "Yes, how did you know?". The man replied, "Cos you're an ugly c?nt".

Good one