after a smash and grab on a jewlers by an elephant police question a eyewitness.
copper: so your telling me this huge elephant runs down the street with a brick in its trunk, smashes the window and sucks up all the jewellry and then legs it.
eyewitness: honest to god officer that is exactly what happend i know its unbelievable but its the truth.
the copper now looking puzzled as ~~~~ says, ok then m8 what type of elephant was it.
eyewitness: what do you mean officer.
copper: well african elephants have huge ears, and indian elephants have small ears.
eyewitness: how the ~~~~ do i know he had a ballaclava on......
copper: so your telling me this huge elephant runs down the street with a brick in its trunk, smashes the window and sucks up all the jewellry and then legs it.
eyewitness: honest to god officer that is exactly what happend i know its unbelievable but its the truth.
the copper now looking puzzled as ~~~~ says, ok then m8 what type of elephant was it.
eyewitness: what do you mean officer.
copper: well african elephants have huge ears, and indian elephants have small ears.
eyewitness: how the ~~~~ do i know he had a ballaclava on......
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