Don't take long does it!!....................
Looks like Stephen Gately's boyfriend woke up to the biggest stiffy ever on Sunday morning.
The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole. The police are looking into it
After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent.
After a wild night of drinking, Steven Gately and his husband decide to play a sex game. Steven says "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch" Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson...
Apparently George Michael was involved in Stephen Gately's death.
The coroner found a chocolate bar up his arse; police say it was a careless Wispa.
This week on Louis' Limericks:
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
Apparently Stephen Gately died just like Ayrton Senna.
With skidmarks on his helmet!
Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning...
A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.
It has emerged that Stephen Gately has died from bird flu.
A spokesman for the family said it was no secret he liked a cockatoo...
Stephen Gately was found with a piece of fruit up his ass????????..
Police suspect he was date raped!!!!
Looks like Stephen Gately's boyfriend woke up to the biggest stiffy ever on Sunday morning.
The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole. The police are looking into it
After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent.
After a wild night of drinking, Steven Gately and his husband decide to play a sex game. Steven says "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch" Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson...
Apparently George Michael was involved in Stephen Gately's death.
The coroner found a chocolate bar up his arse; police say it was a careless Wispa.
This week on Louis' Limericks:
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
Apparently Stephen Gately died just like Ayrton Senna.
With skidmarks on his helmet!
Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning...
A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.
It has emerged that Stephen Gately has died from bird flu.
A spokesman for the family said it was no secret he liked a cockatoo...
Stephen Gately was found with a piece of fruit up his ass????????..
Police suspect he was date raped!!!!