"I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."
"Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."
"Blink once for 'yes'".
"What do you mean we have the wrong patient ?"
"Why is there a tag on his toe ?"
"Do you think he can hear us ?"
"I didn't even know a human could bend that way."
"I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia."
"Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."
"Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards ?"
"Of course I've performed this operation before Nurse !"
"Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down."
"It'll make a great 'Casualty' script."
Better save that. We'll need it for the post-mortem.
[BOING!] "Whoops - did anyone see where that went?"
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
AND FINALLY.........
"I think we can save your Husband's arm Mrs Jones....... Where would you like it sent??"
"Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."
"Blink once for 'yes'".
"What do you mean we have the wrong patient ?"
"Why is there a tag on his toe ?"
"Do you think he can hear us ?"
"I didn't even know a human could bend that way."
"I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia."
"Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."
"Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards ?"
"Of course I've performed this operation before Nurse !"
"Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down."
"It'll make a great 'Casualty' script."
Better save that. We'll need it for the post-mortem.
[BOING!] "Whoops - did anyone see where that went?"
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
AND FINALLY.........
"I think we can save your Husband's arm Mrs Jones....... Where would you like it sent??"