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Let me tell you the story of a poor team
Who were sent far away from their home
To play in the sticks out in Knowsley
Where the sheep and the cattle do roam
They were banished to a lower division
Never saw any far foreign lands
And their fans skulked around in their hundreds
With Tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at isle number 1
All those poor Evertonian bastards, fighting over the last hot cross bun
As they stood in the isles of Tesco (tesco tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread (and the bread)
As they stood in the isles of Tesco (tesco tesco)
These were the last words they said
Oh we're bitter Evertonians and our ground is made of wood
We're all horrible bastards 'cause we've never been that good
We support a team that plays in blue
A team that no-one knows
A team thats sponsored by Tescos 'cause thats where we buy our clothes
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Once DK gets rejected you can delete the Kirkby & Tesco parts.
Banished to another division?
Could be worse, we had 11 key players out. You've been spanked in your last 4 games by teams you should be brushing aside. Besides Chelsea, but surely, and according to my RS friends on Facebook would say, "LFC R DA BEST FK DA MUNIK ****S 5 TYMZ WER DAA BST HAHA BITTA FKS".
Oh it looks like I'll enjoy my stay here with these bitters!
Moving on, I hope there are at least a couple of blues here!Last edited by Marty Keane; 23 October, 2009, 05:00.Comment
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There used to be a few blues but we have not seen them since Tesco had 2 for 1 on socksOnce DK gets rejected you can delete the Kirkby & Tesco parts.
Banished to another division?
Could be worse, we had 11 key players out. You've been spanked in your last 4 games by teams you should be brushing aside. Besides Chelsea, but surely, and according to my RS friends on Facebook would say, "LFC R DA BEST FK DA MUNIK ****S 5 TYMZ WER DAA BST HAHA BITTA FKS".
Oh it looks like I'll enjoy my stay here with these bitters!
Moving on, I hope there are at least a couple of blues here!Last edited by firestorm; 23 October, 2009, 06:36.If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mineComment
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Depends who plays against you lot.Comment
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Oh do you mean like all you nuggets last CL final in pubs with Barca shirts on ? And for days after still wearing them you scruffy bastards you conveniently forget these thing that you do.
Burning Gerrards shirt anyone ?
Hypocritical kopite gobshites.Comment
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No m8 your conveniently forgetting 1996 and Everton's " A manc for the day" You all wore Man utd shirts for the day of the 96 cup final. Some even took out an ad in the Echo congratulating the mancs on the double.
Now that was the most embarassing showing i've ever seen in my life. My blue mates were cringing, and still do when i remind them.
Wearing another European sides colours is tacky. Wearing the Mancs shirt and cheering them on is just embarassing.
Just a side not m8. Curb the language eh ? Theres no need to resort to insults and name calling when it's a bit of fun is there ?
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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No m8 i'm not making it up . You were probably about three at the time and too young to remember it . I remember it very clear as will others on here.
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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