For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't
know jack shit? Well thanks to recent developements you
can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married 'O shit,the
owners of Knee Deep N shit inc. In turn Jack married Noe shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holie shit, Giva shit, Fulla shit,
Bull shit, & the twins Deep shit & Dip shit. Deep shit married
Dump shit, a high school dropout. After 15yrs Jack & Noe shit
got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe shit
Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip shit married Lota shit & had a rather nervous disposition named chicken shit. Fulla shit & Giva shit
married the Happens brothers & had a double wedding. The
newspaper invited everyone to the shit-happens wedding.
Bull shit travelled the world & returned home with an italian
bride, Pisa shit.
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't
know jack shit? Well thanks to recent developements you
can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married 'O shit,the
owners of Knee Deep N shit inc. In turn Jack married Noe shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holie shit, Giva shit, Fulla shit,
Bull shit, & the twins Deep shit & Dip shit. Deep shit married
Dump shit, a high school dropout. After 15yrs Jack & Noe shit
got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe shit
Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip shit married Lota shit & had a rather nervous disposition named chicken shit. Fulla shit & Giva shit
married the Happens brothers & had a double wedding. The
newspaper invited everyone to the shit-happens wedding.
Bull shit travelled the world & returned home with an italian
bride, Pisa shit.
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