i won the lottery so bought a ferrari so i was driving down the motoway and saw my mate carl bent over the bonnet of a robin reliant so i pulled over i said wos the problem carl he said ahhh the engine has gone on the car i said ok no problems you want a tow or what to the next service station ..he said fair enuff
i said ok indicate if im going to fast so ill slow down he said fair enuff so off we go i look in my mirror and hes indicating so i slowed down ...so off i goes in the ferrari joint in the ashtray pulls the joint out of the ashtray listening to a bit o pink floyd ....into the slow lane doing about 90 ,into the middle lane 120,into the fast lane 180 down the home straight...VROOOOOOOOMMMM straight past a police car copper goes on the blower ... SARGE YOU NEVER GONNA BELIELVE IT THERES A F***ING FERRARI DOING 180MPH DOWN THE MOTOWAY WITH A ROBIN RELIENT INDICATING TO TAKE OVER.
i said ok indicate if im going to fast so ill slow down he said fair enuff so off we go i look in my mirror and hes indicating so i slowed down ...so off i goes in the ferrari joint in the ashtray pulls the joint out of the ashtray listening to a bit o pink floyd ....into the slow lane doing about 90 ,into the middle lane 120,into the fast lane 180 down the home straight...VROOOOOOOOMMMM straight past a police car copper goes on the blower ... SARGE YOU NEVER GONNA BELIELVE IT THERES A F***ING FERRARI DOING 180MPH DOWN THE MOTOWAY WITH A ROBIN RELIENT INDICATING TO TAKE OVER.