UNIVERSAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION TRANSLATOR

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    UNIVERSAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION TRANSLATOR

    Many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation".
    Perhaps this list will assist you in determining what your boss
    is really trying to say:

    * IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL
    Wanted by no other unit/dept

    * SHOULD GO FAR
    Termination papers have been filed

    * QUICK THINKING
    Offers plausible excuses for errors

    * VERY CREATIVE
    Finds reasons to do anything except work

    * HARD WORKER
    Does everything the hard way

    * OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION
    Generally turns in work on time

    * WELL ORGANIZED
    Does too much busywork

    * USES TIME EFFECTIVELY
    Clock watcher

    * APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC
    Usually finds someone else to do the job

    * USES RESOURCES WELL
    Attempts to delegate everything
    .
    .
    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
    .
    CAPITAL !!
    .
    BRING IT BACK...............
    .
    .

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