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  • manxspud
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1768

    #1

    teddy bears...

    A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

    They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

    Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

    After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

    The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
  • jasbo7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 1432

    #2
    jeezo m8 did he not get 3 go's for a pound

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    • stuckylad
      DK Veteran
      • Jun 2008
      • 991

      #3
      whats so funny,they were good quality teddies
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      • jezzicaz789
        Newbie
        • Nov 2009
        • 1

        #4
        [quote=manxspud;340520]A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

        They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

        Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

        The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

        After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

        The woman says, "You can have any

        Hi all, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!
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        Last edited by aftermath; 21 November, 2009, 18:58.

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        • bvilleuk
          DK Veteran
          • Aug 2009
          • 625

          #5
          [quote=jezzicaz789;347153]

          Hi all, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!
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          Hi Jezzicaz789 !!

          Your very welcome here

          Shout if you need help -- lots of Good Guys on here who will help you -- like they did me

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