? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
? Did you ever stop and wonder who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bottom."
? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
? Did you ever stop and wonder who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bottom."
? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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