Father O'Connell keeps chickens behind the church in a coop.One Sunday he goes to feed them and finds that the cock has gone missing.He knows theres a cock fight in the village so at mass he questions the congregation."Has anybody got a cock ?" All the men stand up."No,no I meant has anyone seen a cock ?" All the women stand up."No,no,no thats not what |I meant either.Has anybody seen my cock ?" 16 alter boys,2 priests and a goat stood up