A lady goes into the Doctor?s and say?s, ?Doctor, every time I sit down I here a whistling noise coming from between my legs?. The Doctor at this point is confused and curious as to what the problem could be. So he asks here to take off her clothes and sit on the chair next to his desk for further investigation and sure enough, Wheeeeeeeet (sound of a whistle) as she lowers herself to the chair. The Doctor is totally baffled by this and quickly positions himself to chair height for further examination. He then asks her to repeat the action of sitting on the chair but this time he has a torch pointing down below, hehe.., sure enough as she sits down again there is a Wheeeeeeeet (Whistle). The lady looks at the Doctor and asks ?What do you think is the problem Doctor? and the Doctor replied ?I?m not sure but, sounds like some c_nt whistling." 