The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income fivefold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?"
The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?"