A guy pulls up in a transit van outside the Tata gallery, walks in at a precise pace, manages to avoid all security cameras, removes several masterpieces from the walls,walks out,packs the lot into his van and drives off. Just around the corner from the gallery he runs out of petrol and causes a traffic jam which draws the attention of a nearby police car. The police officers ,suspecting is wrong, search the van ,find the stolen art and whisk yer man off to the Old Bailey. Having heard all the evidence the judge says to yer man `My good man,you have masterminded one of the great art thefts of our time with split second timing managed to avoid a very sophisticated security system and after that you forget a minor d etail of putting petrol in for your getaway,please explain. `Your honour , the problem was that I did not have the MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH.
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