It all adds up.

[patkins]

Maths Teacher to student `Johnny, if I gave you two rabbits and another two rabbits and another two rabbits how many rabbits would you have`. Johnny `Seven Sir`. Teacher `No Johnny. Tell you what, I`ll write it on the board. Now ,two rabbits plus two rabbits plus two more rabbits. Now Johnny, how many rabbits would you have`. `Sevin Sir`. `OK Johnny I`ll put it another way, if I gave you two apples and another two and another two apples how mIR`any would you have`? `Six Sir` `Now Johnny back to the rabbits-if I gave you two rabbits and two rabbits and two more rabbits how many would you have` `Seven Sir` `No Johnny, why do you keep saying seven rabbits` `Because I have one at home Sir.

[bvilleuk]

Teacher to student .

"Johnny - what's that thing on top of the weather vane??"

"That's a cock Miss"

"Why is there a cock up there Johnny??"

"Cause if you put a C*nt up there Miss - the wind would whistle right through it..........."

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Apologies Pat - just keeping up the usual low standard........ and your Rabbit joke