Clever Old Lady
An old lady walks into the biggest bank in Canada and attempts to deposit $500,000. As its such a large amount, the bank Manager becomes involved and the old lady goes into his office for a chat. The bank Manager says to her "If you dont mind me asking, how come you have such a large amount of money? How did you get it all?"
The little old lady replies that she has won it all by betting. She says "For example, im willing to bet you now $5,000 that your testicles are square."
The bank Manager thinks for a second but then accepts the bet. The old lady then says however that she needs her solicitor to be with her when the bet is made so they agree that the old lady will come back at 10am the following day with her solicitor. She then leaves the bank. The bank Manager cant concentrate on much of his work for the rest of the day and is constantly checking his testicles. How could he possibly lose this bet? The following day arrives and the old lady enters the bank at 10am with her solicitor. She asks the teller if she can see the Manager. He appears and the three of them go into his office. The old lady asks the Manager if she can hold his testicles and the bank Manager nods and agrees and drops his trousers, smiling as he does as he sure he has won the bet. As then old lady starts to rub his testicles her solicitor starts to bang his head against the wall saying "No! No! No!". The bank Managers asks the old lady why hes is doing that?" to which the old lady replies "thats because last night I bet him $10 million that today I would be holding the testicles of the Manager of the biggest bank in Canada and he would be smiling"
The little old lady replies that she has won it all by betting. She says "For example, im willing to bet you now $5,000 that your testicles are square."
The bank Manager thinks for a second but then accepts the bet. The old lady then says however that she needs her solicitor to be with her when the bet is made so they agree that the old lady will come back at 10am the following day with her solicitor. She then leaves the bank. The bank Manager cant concentrate on much of his work for the rest of the day and is constantly checking his testicles. How could he possibly lose this bet? The following day arrives and the old lady enters the bank at 10am with her solicitor. She asks the teller if she can see the Manager. He appears and the three of them go into his office. The old lady asks the Manager if she can hold his testicles and the bank Manager nods and agrees and drops his trousers, smiling as he does as he sure he has won the bet. As then old lady starts to rub his testicles her solicitor starts to bang his head against the wall saying "No! No! No!". The bank Managers asks the old lady why hes is doing that?" to which the old lady replies "thats because last night I bet him $10 million that today I would be holding the testicles of the Manager of the biggest bank in Canada and he would be smiling"