CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

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    CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
    Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and
    Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
    Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
    I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
    .
    BRING IT BACK...............
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