The night before xmas
throughout the house,
we were all f*cked,
even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel,
mum with uncle Frank,
i'd settled down
for a nice slow w*nk.
Outside the house
i heard a right clatter,
i let go of my cock
to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn
i saw a big dick,
i knew right away
it was old St.Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell,
The big fat f*cker
i think he fell.
He filled our stockings
with sweets and beer,
and a big rubber cock
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
the big fat c*nt
blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
shoutin, i'll be back next year,
have a hell of a night.
Merry Xmas.
throughout the house,
we were all f*cked,
even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel,
mum with uncle Frank,
i'd settled down
for a nice slow w*nk.
Outside the house
i heard a right clatter,
i let go of my cock
to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn
i saw a big dick,
i knew right away
it was old St.Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell,
The big fat f*cker
i think he fell.
He filled our stockings
with sweets and beer,
and a big rubber cock
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
the big fat c*nt
blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
shoutin, i'll be back next year,
have a hell of a night.
Merry Xmas.
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