whats the big deal?
>
> I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke
> hiding behind a Gravestone. I said "morning." He
> replied, "No, just having a shit."
>
> When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
> bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that
> way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me
>
> Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, Get
> this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her
> boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you
> ~~~~er!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I
> wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, ~~~~ off
> it'll be too painful.'"
>
> I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and
> crime is for black
> people
>
> I went to see the nurse this morning for my
> annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I
> asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine
> you!
>
> I was walking down the road when I saw an
> Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a
> carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul,
> won't it ~~~~in start?"
>
> My girlfriend and I were having s e x the
> other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to
> me like in the movies." So I ~~~~ed her in the arse,
> pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we
> don't watch the same movies.
>
> I parked in a disabled space today and
> a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your
> disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now ~~~~ off you
> coont"
good 1 m8
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