33 ANSWERS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR!!

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    33 ANSWERS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR!!

    1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
    2. The dress doesn't make you look fat. It?s the fact that you eat too much
    3. You've got no chance of me calling you. EVER
    4. No, I won't be gentle
    5. What's the fun in that?
    6. Of course you have to swallow
    7. Well, yes actually, I do do this all the time
    8. I hate all your stupid friends
    9. I have every intention of using you...
    10. Of course I won?t even speak to you after tonight
    11. I'd much rather watch a ~~~~o than this shite movie
    12. Eat it? Are you nuts?
    13. It took me three drinks to get up the courage to screw it
    14. Yes I mind waiting, very much...
    15. If you're not ready in 5 more minutes, forget it
    16. No, I would not rather talk than watch the game
    17. I don't care if you did spend all day cooking it. This tastes terrible
    18. Your hair looks as good as it's ever gonna look
    19. No, I don't intend to do anything all day
    20. Yeah, we're lost. Enjoy the scenery
    21. No, I don't really care that you didn't climax too
    22. No, I don't want to go shopping with you. Not ever!
    23. Yes, I was staring at that girl's boobs
    24. Sure I was flirting...
    25. She looks like she'd be good in bed
    26. Yes, I know exactly how long the game's been on...
    27. No, the "PlayBoy" channel wasn't included in the package - we pay extra for it
    28. Actually, I do find her a lot more attractive than you
    29. Because the more beer I drink, the less annoying you seem to be
    30. No, I don't think our marriage was a mistake - it was a disaster
    31. Because it's a wife's job!
    32. You are correct, I can't stand the kids at all
    33. No, actually, I didn't miss you at all
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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
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    BRING IT BACK...............
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