There were 2 large aggressive looking alsations sat in the waiting room at
the local vets.
The first dog turned to the other one and said "Hello friend what are you
hear for?"
"To be put down" he replied.
"Oh dear" said the first dog, "I am sorry, tell me what happened?"
"Well it's like this, yesterday I was just walking down the path when I saw
this young child on the other side of the road. For some reason I just
flipped. I completely lost control of myself, ran across the road grabbed
him with my teeth, threw him in the air, then when he landed I attacked him
again. It took three people to pull me off. I feel really bad about it now.
Anyway what about you?"
"Well my story is a bit different. Yesterday I was snoozing in the hall
when I heard this noise coming from upstairs. I went quietly up the stairs
in case it was a burglar and found the noise was coming from the bathroom.
The door was ajar, and when I peeked in I could see it was my mistress. She
had obviously just got out of the bath 'cos she was completely naked, and
she was bending over trying to pick up a bar of soap off the floor. Like
you I just lost control, went straight up behind her and gave her one!"
"Oh",said the second dog "You're being put down as well then are you?"
"No, no", he replied, "Just having my nails trimmed".
the local vets.
The first dog turned to the other one and said "Hello friend what are you
hear for?"
"To be put down" he replied.
"Oh dear" said the first dog, "I am sorry, tell me what happened?"
"Well it's like this, yesterday I was just walking down the path when I saw
this young child on the other side of the road. For some reason I just
flipped. I completely lost control of myself, ran across the road grabbed
him with my teeth, threw him in the air, then when he landed I attacked him
again. It took three people to pull me off. I feel really bad about it now.
Anyway what about you?"
"Well my story is a bit different. Yesterday I was snoozing in the hall
when I heard this noise coming from upstairs. I went quietly up the stairs
in case it was a burglar and found the noise was coming from the bathroom.
The door was ajar, and when I peeked in I could see it was my mistress. She
had obviously just got out of the bath 'cos she was completely naked, and
she was bending over trying to pick up a bar of soap off the floor. Like
you I just lost control, went straight up behind her and gave her one!"
"Oh",said the second dog "You're being put down as well then are you?"
"No, no", he replied, "Just having my nails trimmed".
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