To use the Irish Version of the 3DFX card..... you force your third finger left hand into your right aural orifice while putting your personal member on the corner of the bath.
You then hit your personal member as hard as you can with a hair brush held in the right hand..... The resistant pain causes your eyes to blur and give a three d effect [only with a 0.26 14" SVGA monitor on high contrast at 75 hrtz] not completely unlike a 12meg 3DFX VooDoo 2 on a high resolution curve. [A useful side effect is that the wax pops out of your left ear]
Due to the above.... 3dfx card sales in Ireland are very low.................
You then hit your personal member as hard as you can with a hair brush held in the right hand..... The resistant pain causes your eyes to blur and give a three d effect [only with a 0.26 14" SVGA monitor on high contrast at 75 hrtz] not completely unlike a 12meg 3DFX VooDoo 2 on a high resolution curve. [A useful side effect is that the wax pops out of your left ear]
Due to the above.... 3dfx card sales in Ireland are very low.................