little johnny

[alker ranger]

Little Johnny's Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have a half day from school.
Who said "...ask not what your country can do for you" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy"
Teacher says "very good, Nancy, you can go"
Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King"
Teacher says very good Mary, you can go"
Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those girls would keep their flippin mouths shut"
Teacher looks round quickly & says "who said that"
Johnny replies "Tiger Woods - see you tomorrow"

[patkins]

Brilliant and Ta.

[mark fisher]

woman walks into music shop asks 4 a mouth organ girl behind counter says its funny a girl asked 4 same thing yesterday woman replies that,ll be arrmonica