The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
More than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass)
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 By eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man.'
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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...But, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
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Blood plasma.
************************************************** *************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half
More than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
************************************************** **************************
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass)
************************************************** **********************
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
************************************************** ************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
************************************************** **************************
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
************************************************** ***********************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
************************************************** *************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 By eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
************************************************** ************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
************************************************** *******************
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
************************************************** *********************
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
************************************************** **************************
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man.'
************************************************** *************************
Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
************************************************** ************************
PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
************************************************** ******** ***********
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
************************************************** ********************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...But, not downstairs.
************************************************** **********************
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
************************************************** **********************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
************************************************** *
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