I Hate My Job!!!!

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  • Devilfish
    Administrator
    • Feb 2008
    • 7872

    #1

    I Hate My Job!!!!

    When you have an 'I Hate My Job Day' !

    Try this out:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitised. '

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY - AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!
  • father ted
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 1389

    #2
    hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha haha
    am so glad am a numpty hahahahahahahahahaha

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    • cantona7
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 936

      #3
      doesn't bear thinking about!!!!
      Last edited by cantona7; 14 August, 2008, 15:35. Reason: spelling

      when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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      • NineLives
        Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 79

        #4
        Originally posted by cantona7
        doesn't bear thinking about!!!!
        hahaha.. i was getting excited too.. thanks for popin my bubble!!

        LMAO

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        • Numbskull
          Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 66

          #5
          Nice one.
          Try this one.
          Nurse says to old man "I need a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample"

          The old man, hard of hearing says to his wife "what does she want"

          The wife says "she wants your underpants"

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          • bladezofice
            Newbie
            • Sep 2008
            • 3

            #6
            Originally posted by Numbskull
            Nice one.
            Try this one.
            Nurse says to old man "I need a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample"

            The old man, hard of hearing says to his wife "what does she want"

            The wife says "she wants your underpants"
            Lol I recently just bought a joke book. The only problem is that it's about 500 years old.

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            • anal87
              Newbie
              • Sep 2008
              • 2

              #7
              jobs

              try emptying bins all day round a hospital bed factory so boring

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              • tricksterdude
                Newbie
                • Jul 2008
                • 10

                #8
                Originally posted by Numbskull
                Nice one.
                Try this one.
                Nurse says to old man "I need a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample"

                The old man, hard of hearing says to his wife "what does she want"

                The wife says "she wants your underpants"
                hehe.. liked that one a lot!!

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                • electronic
                  Newbie
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 1

                  #9
                  LOOOOL
                  that's great! many thanks xD

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                  • cruisecontroller
                    Newbie
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 3

                    #10
                    there is always someone worse off than you eh

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                    • hawkish
                      Junior Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 27

                      #11
                      Depends on who is doing the testing eh

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                      • fautronix
                        Newbie
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1

                        #12
                        It is good that it does not stink!

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                        • mhacksmhari
                          Newbie
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 3

                          #13
                          nyahahahaha...nice one

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