When king Arthur was off looking for the Holy Grail, he had
Guinevere fitted with a chasity belt with a small guillotine
attached to it to stop anyone interfering with her while he was away.
On his return he asks all his knights to drop there trousers,
the only one still with a cock is Lancealot.
"Lancealot" he says "you alone can i trust faithfull friend,
what shall i do with these traitors? Come man, speak up, have you lost your tongue?"
Guinevere fitted with a chasity belt with a small guillotine
attached to it to stop anyone interfering with her while he was away.
On his return he asks all his knights to drop there trousers,
the only one still with a cock is Lancealot.
"Lancealot" he says "you alone can i trust faithfull friend,
what shall i do with these traitors? Come man, speak up, have you lost your tongue?"