a brave mans joke

[stuckylad]

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'



The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'




The father looks at his son in surprise and says:







'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[melloned]

Good u'n Mate !

[patkins]

brilliant. effing brilliant.