a man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.
the funeral director said it would cost ?5k to ship her home or ?500 to bury her here in jerusalem.
the husband said"ship her home"
the undertaker said "but sir why don't you bury her here in the holy land and save all that money"
the husband replied"a long long time ago a man was buried here and three day's later he rose from the dead ....
i can't take that f*cking chance!!!!!"
the funeral director said it would cost ?5k to ship her home or ?500 to bury her here in jerusalem.
the husband said"ship her home"
the undertaker said "but sir why don't you bury her here in the holy land and save all that money"
the husband replied"a long long time ago a man was buried here and three day's later he rose from the dead ....
i can't take that f*cking chance!!!!!"
brill !
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