honeymoon!!

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  • cantona7
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    • Apr 2008
    • 936

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    honeymoon!!

    3 men are on thier honeymoon and bragging about how many times they are going to make love to thier wives that night,each one reckons he will make love to his wife the most that night.they decide to let each other know the number of times by the amount of toast they order at breakfast the next morning so that the wives don't get suspicious!!
    next morning the first man orders 3 bits of toast,
    the second man orders 4 bits of toast and looks pleased with himself until the third man says in a loud voice
    "i would like 6 bits of toast and make 2 of them brown!!"

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920

    #2
    thats class....

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    • bagas
      Newbie
      • Sep 2008
      • 8

      #3
      Really good joke...

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