Anyone heared any sick Haitian jokes yet?

[MrDee]

Me neither , I think everyones waiting for the dust to settle first.....

[patkins]

Me neither , I think everyones waiting for the dust to settle first.....

That, in itself is a joke.

[ianmac]

Did get a few txt's, but was not sure whether I should post them on here or not, Oh well here goes:

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All the curry houses in haiti are doing a new curry for the 'quake.
It is chicken bury auntie, nan dead and poppa gone!

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Clearasil have launched a new facial scrub. It's called Haitian Earthquake. Guaranteed to wipe out 200,000 blackheads in one go.

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Searching for survivors after earthquake in haiti rescuers hear a noise from a pile of rubble, a frail voice from where the corner shop used to be saying "dont go.. were still open!"

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Sorry: --- Ian ---

[dctyper]

not funny!

[dik]

Did you see they found that mans wife alive in haiti after bieng buried for 10 days?
That's the sort of luck I'd have!

[glaxovont]

I heard a good one on NPR right after the quake happened.

The host was interviewing someone and asking them how they felt when they heard about what happened in Haiti.

The guest replied " I was crushed absolutely crushed ".

[icepick]

Sad & maybe a little bit sick