tom visits dave who's laid up at home with a broken leg.
dave says " me feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers ?"
"no probs" says tom.
upstairs dave's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters are sitting on their bed.
" hello girls , your dad sent me to shag you two."
" **** off you liar!" they said.
"i'll prove it ." said tom and he shouts downstairs
"both of em dave ?"
"of course! whats the point of ****ing one?!"
dave says " me feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers ?"
"no probs" says tom.
upstairs dave's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters are sitting on their bed.
" hello girls , your dad sent me to shag you two."
" **** off you liar!" they said.
"i'll prove it ." said tom and he shouts downstairs
"both of em dave ?"
"of course! whats the point of ****ing one?!"
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