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  • gazz10
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 1015

    #1

    Duties of Wives

    Duties of Wives!


    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
    Given their new wives duties.



    Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he
    had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
    He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
    home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.


    Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he had
    given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
    the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
    The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
    dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
    that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
    laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned
    and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
    didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
    third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
    out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
    dishwasher, and call a handyman.


    God Bless Scottish Women
  • melloned
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2008
    • 1215

    #2
    That's a bloody woppa mate ! thanks !

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    • gmb45

      #3
      Originally posted by gazz10
      Duties of Wives!


      Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
      Given their new wives duties.



      Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he
      had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
      He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
      home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.


      Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he had
      given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
      the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
      The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
      dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

      The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
      that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
      laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned
      and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
      didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
      third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
      out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
      dishwasher, and call a handyman.


      God Bless Scottish Women
      the dogs boll-cks
      m8

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      • zaphodbb
        DK Daddy PT
        • Jan 2009
        • 1083

        #4
        hmmm! sounds like my ex wife from barlanark

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        • jasbo7
          V.I.P. Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 1432

          #5
          nice one m8 too true had me laughing for ages

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