are YOU living too close to glasgow
Are you living too close to glasgow? 
The tell tale signs are:
1. Your missus has a poster of andy goram smiling.
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her
kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman's "out of your league" because she asks for a glass with
her tennents super.
5. The phrase "thunderbirds are go!" Reminds you the off-licence has just
opened.
6. You wish your toilet was as clean as the one in the bus station.
7. At least one member of your family has died right after saying "hey,watch
this!"
8. You think dom perignon is a mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo is ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. One (or more) of your kids was conceived on a pub pool table.
11. Your back door coal bunker is ideal for the rottweiler to raise its pups.
12. You only need one more stamp on your card to get a freebie at tam's tattoos.
13. You can't get married to your childhood sweetheart because of the current
bestiality laws.
14. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your missus pished. And
finally.....
15. The soundtrack on your wedding video ends with the loudhailer message:
"this is the polis!
The tell tale signs are:
1. Your missus has a poster of andy goram smiling.
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her
kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman's "out of your league" because she asks for a glass with
her tennents super.
5. The phrase "thunderbirds are go!" Reminds you the off-licence has just
opened.
6. You wish your toilet was as clean as the one in the bus station.
7. At least one member of your family has died right after saying "hey,watch
this!"
8. You think dom perignon is a mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo is ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. One (or more) of your kids was conceived on a pub pool table.
11. Your back door coal bunker is ideal for the rottweiler to raise its pups.
12. You only need one more stamp on your card to get a freebie at tam's tattoos.
13. You can't get married to your childhood sweetheart because of the current
bestiality laws.
14. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your missus pished. And
finally.....
15. The soundtrack on your wedding video ends with the loudhailer message:
"this is the polis!
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