New Official Seal For HM Government 
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Official Announcement:
The government has today announced that it is changing its official emblem from a Union Jack to a red, white and blue condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. The condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects *****s, and most importantly from their point of view, gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
It doesn't get more accurate than that!

jack.jpg
jack2.jpg
Official Announcement:
The government has today announced that it is changing its official emblem from a Union Jack to a red, white and blue condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. The condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects *****s, and most importantly from their point of view, gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
It doesn't get more accurate than that!

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