wife helping hubby set up computer, for a password hubby types "mypenis" wife falls of chair when laughing when computer replies "password rejected- not long enough.
man wathcing footy game on tv flicked channels and found a ~~~~ film with a man ~~~~ing a woman long and hard, he says to his wife "i dont know weather to watch this or the game. "the wife say for ~~~~ sake watch this you already know how to play football.
a couple run out of money and decide wife should go on the game. hubby says you stand on pavement and i'll wait round the corner. car stops wife gets in, bloke says how much?. wife says ?100". bloke says i only got ?20" wife says hold on and runs round the corner and tells hubby he's only got ?20" hubby says ok give him a hand job. she gets back into the car and tells the bloke and he agrees lays back and pulls out the biggest cock shes ever seen "hold on" she says runs back to hubby and says "could you lend him ?80...
american. frenchman. englishman. polishman.
are all standing on the top of the eifel tower. the american throws a load of money over the edge "what did you do that for the others ask "we have some much money in the states i can afford to.
the frenchman throws loads of bottles of champagne over the top and says "we have so much champagne here i can throw as much as i like over.
the polishman looks at the englishman and sys "dont you ~~~~in dare...
man wathcing footy game on tv flicked channels and found a ~~~~ film with a man ~~~~ing a woman long and hard, he says to his wife "i dont know weather to watch this or the game. "the wife say for ~~~~ sake watch this you already know how to play football.
a couple run out of money and decide wife should go on the game. hubby says you stand on pavement and i'll wait round the corner. car stops wife gets in, bloke says how much?. wife says ?100". bloke says i only got ?20" wife says hold on and runs round the corner and tells hubby he's only got ?20" hubby says ok give him a hand job. she gets back into the car and tells the bloke and he agrees lays back and pulls out the biggest cock shes ever seen "hold on" she says runs back to hubby and says "could you lend him ?80...
american. frenchman. englishman. polishman.
are all standing on the top of the eifel tower. the american throws a load of money over the edge "what did you do that for the others ask "we have some much money in the states i can afford to.
the frenchman throws loads of bottles of champagne over the top and says "we have so much champagne here i can throw as much as i like over.
the polishman looks at the englishman and sys "dont you ~~~~in dare...
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