Always wear clean underwear

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  • ianmac
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2008
    • 922

    #1

    Always wear clean underwear

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
    vehicle.

    From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car
    to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.
    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
    chassis.

    Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
    his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
    embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
    shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
    looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was
    standing idly by.

    The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


    --- Ian ---

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