The Devil made me send this
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She ' s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
' Don ' t worry about that, ' says St. Peter,
' It ' s only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings. '
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God, ' says the old lady, ' now what is happening? '
' Not to worry, ' says St. Peter,
' She ' s just having her head drilled to fit the halo. '
' I can ' t do this, ' says the old lady, ' I ' m going to hell. '
' You can ' t go there, ' says St. Peter.
' You ' ll be raped and taken advantage of. '
' Maybe so, ' says the old lady, ' but I ' ve already got the holes for that.. '
--- Ian ---
She ' s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
' Don ' t worry about that, ' says St. Peter,
' It ' s only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings. '
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation .
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God, ' says the old lady, ' now what is happening? '
' Not to worry, ' says St. Peter,
' She ' s just having her head drilled to fit the halo. '
' I can ' t do this, ' says the old lady, ' I ' m going to hell. '
' You can ' t go there, ' says St. Peter.
' You ' ll be raped and taken advantage of. '
' Maybe so, ' says the old lady, ' but I ' ve already got the holes for that.. '
--- Ian ---
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