Three word story

[patkins]

with knobs on

[jasbo7]

and hairy balls

[stuckylad]

and frilly smalls

[xant14]

and stumpy bottles

[melloned]

With dumpy bottoms

[melloned]

Lovely paul wella

[xant14]

in strawberry jam

[SuperSat]

mixed with lager

[jasbo7]

and lime cordial

[SuperSat]

what a cocktail!

[jarocku]

giving awesome head

[melloned]

and spinning bed

[xant14]

knobs and broomsticks

[patkins]

and chantilly lace

[xant14]

and pretty face