Three word story

[Yumraaj]

here I cum

[jasbo7]

at the double

[NIMBUS172]

clotted cream cum

[jasbo7]

running down his

[patkins]

leg and onto

[jasbo7]

his welly boots

[stuckylad]

smelly and sticky

[jasbo7]

and very squishy

[bigfella]

slap his arse

[jasbo7]

with a big

[rusky74]

without a stick

[Burnsey64]

But a spade

[patkins]

bucket and sand

[tomsteves]

to mash potato

[bigfella]

tastes sooooo good