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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    new boss

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!




    Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

    He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?

    The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay........Now GET OUT and don't come back".

    Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

    From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
  • patkins
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3662

    #2
    Good one. P.s Don`t forget the Nicorette.

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    • joner77
      Newbie
      • Mar 2010
      • 9

      #3
      Lol. Funny but would'nt he be in the Domino's outfit?

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      • ianmac
        DK Veteran
        • Oct 2008
        • 922

        #4
        I would love to have been that delivery guy...

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        • hoggy952
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2010
          • 1229

          #5
          Originally posted by joner77
          Lol. Funny but would'nt he be in the Domino's outfit?
          its in the wash

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            True story:

            Can't remember who said this, but it's 100% true.

            Bloke going down motor way to meet new boss, no idea what he looks like, keeps getting cut up by some twat, any way, turns out it was his new boss, was the guy twatting around, think they fell out when they met, .

            Manchester way this happened.

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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