love

[Trickicky]

I'm so unlucky in love.
Only last week I was making love to my rubber doll when suddenly the door burst open and in ran her rubber boyfriend and kicked the f***in shit out me!!

[bigfella]

i m that unlucky if i fell in to a barrell of tits ....i d cum out suckin my thumb!

[patkins]

My first girlfriend was like a movie star. She even spoke like John Wayne.

[melloned]

I'm so unlucky in love.
Only last week I was making love to my rubber doll when suddenly the door burst open and in ran her rubber boyfriend and kicked the f***in shit out me!!

Must have "rubbered u up the wrong" way Tricky !