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ianmac

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difference between

28 March, 2010, 22:45

A Son asks his Dad the difference between theoretically & realistically.

Dad says thats hard, but I have an idea.
Ask Mum if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for ?1million. Mum says yes.
Dad says now ask your sister if she would.
Sister says yes.
Dad says go ask your brother.
He says yes.

Well there you go son, thats your answer, theoretically we're sitting on ?3million quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags and a faggot...

--- Ian ---
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Bulld0g

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28 March, 2010, 22:46

Good one m8y

THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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