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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    Four Friends

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
    party.

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

    Those who remained talked about their kids.

    The first man said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
    a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
    and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
    ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
    that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
    birthday.'

    The second man said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
    and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight
    school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
    company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he
    gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
    universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
    construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
    something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
    A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
    from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

    One of the three said: 'we were talking about the pride we feel for
    the successes of our sons.....What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
    stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
    him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks
    ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand
    new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
  • ianmac
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2008
    • 922

    #2
    Ha! Ha! Very good punch line...

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    • patkins
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3662

      #3
      Well done Hoggy. I didn`t see that ending coming.

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