travelling salesman

[ianmac]

A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman.

Before she had a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of dog shit over her carpet and explains, "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog shit from your carpet, i will eat whats left".

"Well, she says. i hope you are ~~~~in hungry, cos the bastards cut my electricity off this morning".

--- Ian ---

[patkins]

Another good on Ian. By the way- I knew you would eventually put your picture in your avatar. I like it.

[ianmac]

Another good on Ian. By the way- I knew you would eventually put your picture in your avatar. I like it.

Thanx Pat, Going by the clip in my Avatar, I get the same reaction from mrs Mac when I flash her...