Would You.

[patkins]

Wife to Husband.. `If I died tomorrow would you find yourself another girl. Husband `Of course not`. Wife `Do you not like being married` `Of course I do.....OK. I would find another girl` Wife `Would you both live in our house` `Of course we would. It`s a grand house` Wife `Would you sleep and make love in our bed` `OF course .. its a lovely water bed` Wife `Would you let her drive my car` `Of course I would...it`s a lovely new car.Shame to have it lying there. Wife `Would you let her use my golf clubs` Husband `No, shes left handed`

[hoggy952]

that means hes going to have buy left handed clubs

[ianmac]

Very clever...

Hook, line & sinker springs to mind..