I was down the pub last night watching the football with my mate, who's an Arsenal fan.
At half time he was so pissed off he threw his cap across the room in anger.
It flew across the bar, hit a ceiling fan, went flying into the fruit machine, and caused it to start paying out the Jackpot!
"That was ****ing amazing mate!" I told him.
"Mind you, it's not the most impressive hat trick I've seen tonight..."
At half time he was so pissed off he threw his cap across the room in anger.
It flew across the bar, hit a ceiling fan, went flying into the fruit machine, and caused it to start paying out the Jackpot!
"That was ****ing amazing mate!" I told him.
"Mind you, it's not the most impressive hat trick I've seen tonight..."