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  • ianmac
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2008
    • 922

    #1

    man bumps into a woman

    A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
    his elbow goes into her breast.

    They are both quite startled.

    The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
    I know you'll forgive me.'


    She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    I love the daft ones

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • jonnufire
      Newbie
      • Apr 2010
      • 1

      #3
      ANY MORE JOKES

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