THE WORST JOKES THREAD

[Canker_Canison]

What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit.




A pregnant woman goes to the doctors.
"Doctor, is my baby a thalidomide?'
"No, it's a healthy fully formed baby"
"You mean it's not a thalidomide! I've carried this around for 7 months & it's not a thalidomide!"
"That's awful. Why do you want a thalidomide baby?"
"I can't knit sleeves"

[DogdySnigwirter]

A dyslexic walks in to a bank and shouts '' Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fu(k up ''

[DogdySnigwirter]

What do you call a fly with no wings ? ... A walk

Whats white and falls from the sky ? ... The coming of the lord

Two flies on a bit o' shite ... one farts ... the other says '' not while i'm eating''

What do you call a dog with no legs ? ... Woodbine, cause you got to take him outside for a drag

What do you call a dog with no tongue ? ... smelly bollox

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ? ... liketolickapuss

[chucklor]

What do you say to a women with two black eyes.......nothing, you have already explained twice...